THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

Be always you

unicorn lover, sassy but classy

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via troyesivan)

maryirishhoran:

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

(via bieberinmypants69)

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

image

(via bieberinmypants69)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

image

(via bieberinmypants69)

canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

(via tyleroakley)